Consume consume consume! It’s time to cram it in like the good American that you are, burn up that credit card, go all “woe-is-me” for signing on to that ARM loan on your house, fill up the tank, flip off that guy who cut you off on the Lloyd, buy buy buy, and the H –E – Double Hockey Sticks with the consequences.

Hell, there’s more to do in this here section of ‘Merica than you can shake an American Express card at.

Never end a sentence with a preposition. Mrs. Emerson would have chop-blocked me for that in the 11th grade but to hell with that hag. She smoked too much, smelled like Yellowstone whiskey and I think she had a rubber leg.

Not that there’s anything wrong with any of those things.

On to the BULLET POINTS, COMRADES!

• Evansville Philharmonic – Eykamp String Quartet Recital at Wheeler Hall on the campus of U of E on November 13th at 7:30 p.m. Admission is free.
Also, catch featured singer, Kendra Colton, Evansville native supreme soprano, in Mozart, Mahler & Magic at the Victory Theatre on November 17th at 8:00 p.m. Indulge in Mozart’s uplifting Exsultate Jubilate, followed by the more peaceful Mahler’s Symphony No. 4., headed up by versatile and highly praised artist, Ms. Colton. Ms. Colton has been the recipient of the first place of the Cincinnati Metropolitan Opera auditions, sang overseas and has been the highlight of several operatic performances. For information and tickets, call (812) 425-5050 or go online to www.evansvillephilharmonic.org.
• Chris Tomlin - Chris Tomlin with special guest Louie Giglio is bringing his “How Great is Out God Tour” to Evansville’s Centre on Sunday, November 11 at 7:00 p.m. This popular Christian artist holds one core ideal-that God is the reason for all things. Tomlin, singer/songwriter, is sure to rock your socks and presents a message for all listeners. Seats are $25 and $22 and can be purchased at The Roberts Stadium Box Office, The Centre Box Office, All Ticketmaster outlets including fye in Eastland Mall and Evansville Schnuck's locations. Tickets can be charged by phone by calling (812) 423-7222 in Indiana and (270) 926-6661 in Kentucky or on the Internet at Ticketmaster.com.
• Step It Up – Step It Up is a national grassroots movement to influence community members, businesses and political leaders to fight against global warming. On Saturday, November 3rd, seven Indiana rallies are planned to focus on inspiring elected officials. At 10 a.m., in front of the Civic Center, Rep. Brad Ellsworth will be the keynote speaker, urging leadership in environmental issues. There will be three areas of focus: A moratorium on new coal-fired power plants; an 80 percent cut in carbon emissions by 2050; and a focus on clean sources of renewable energy.

• Antiques & Vintage Collectibles Show – Looking for the certain something even eBay doesn’t have from times past? On November 10-11th, at The Centre, items from the 60s and older will be on display for sale. Hours are Saturday, November 10th from 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. and Sunday, November 11th from 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Admission is $3 a person. Or come early on Saturday for an Early Bird Special for $5 a person and get in at 8:00am! For more information visit www.collectorscarnivalshows.com.

• Rummage Sale – Nat/ Guard Armory November 9th 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. (preview sale $5) and 10th 7 a.m. to 2 p.m. $1 admission. Don’t miss the tri-state’s largest rummage sale, presented by the Junior League of Evansville! See N4U ad for a $1 off coupon. Rummage rummage rummage!

• Cricket’s – Live music Sundays @ 7:30 – with Mark Brooks 11th & 18th. You know Cricket’s dishes out the live music on Thursdays but what’s this? Live SUNDAY shows? What an exceptional idea! Cool those Saturday night jets with the acoustic stylings of Mark Brooks.

• Everyday Atlas at the Duck - "Deliciously Decadent"-Performing Songwriter Magazine. Original music at the Duck? Naw… Tagged as R&B, rock and pop, Everyday Atlas takes influences from Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye and other greats. Check them out at www.myspace.com/everydayatlas before you see them at the Duck on November 11th at 10 p.m.

• Doc’s – When your tummy is aching from the turkey, head to Doc’s for a full checkup. Doc’s, located on Stringtown Rd has a hell of a party planned for the Thanksgiving break. Every night features a different swingin’ DJ and a HOT guest celebrity will be in attendance. If that wasn’t enough, $1,500 in cash and prizes will be awarded to the lucky ones! Doors open at 8 and ladies get in FREE until 10 p.m. If you are going away for Turkey Day, but want to get in on this therapeutic Doc’s visit, every Friday is Flirt Fridays. Guest DJs will be flaming up the dance floor.

-- AW-B & DG