APRIL FOOLS FROM NEWS4U!
So, you were actually looking for an article in News 4U on
how to get perfect abs in 15 minutes? Well, we don’t like to disappoint to
much…here’s how you get perfect abs in 15 minutes – you do sit-ups, you don’t
drive around for 20 minutes looking for a parking spot that is closer to
Wal-Mart and you lay off the steak fries smothered in bacon, cheese and ranch
dressing!
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Here are some other
fiendish ways to crush people’s self-confidence and make them feel like total
idiots for falling for your evil, knavish trickery and lies! Muhahaha!
1: Tell your boss you’re sick and won’t be in today,
but come in anyway! Muhahaha!
2: Help an old lady across the street and then
compliment her on her hair. That fool! Muhahaha!
3: Change people’s homepage at work to something
really nasty and horrific like www.boohbah.com/zone.html. Muhahaha!
4: Tell a coworker that someone just called and said
their mother-in-law is still alive …then say, “April Fools! She’s really dead!”
Muhahaha!
5: Stop stalking that hot neighbor of yours for the
entire day so he/she thinks you’re no longer interested. Then start up again on
the 2nd. Fool! Muhahaha!
6: There IS no #6 …you fool! Muhahaha!
7: Write a huge check to a charity, but let it
bounce! Fools! Muhahaha!
8: For my male readers, call the 1-800 number on the
back of a tampon box and tell them you just love their product. Fools!
Muhahaha!
9: Throw yourself in front of a moving bus just to
see the look on the driver’s face. The fool! Muhahaha!
10: Take all your money out of the bank and send it
in a black briefcase with unmarked bills to Brad Linzy c/o News 4U, 4 Chestnut St. Evansville,
IN 47708.
That fool! Muhahaha!
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